Saturday, March 1, 2008

Kitten Lessons

I'm having to relearn what I've forgotten about having a young kitten in the house. Mish-Mish has been teaching me the following kitten lessons:

  • Toilet Paper Is Kitten Crack
  • Kleenex Is Also Kitten Crack
  • If You Sleep with Your Feet Outside the Blankets, Your Toes Are Fair Game
  • Do Not Leave Your Beverage Unattended, Even if You Think It's Implausible That a Kitten Would Drink a Greyhound
  • Cats Are Nocturnal, You Know
  • There Is No Barrier So High a Three-Pound Kitten Can't Jump Over It
  • You Are not the Boss of Me
  • People Legs in Pants Are a Convenient Mode of Transportation
  • Your Hair Is Also Kitten Crack, Especially at 2:00 A.M.

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