Kitten Lessons

I'm having to relearn what I've forgotten about having a young kitten in the house. Mish-Mish has been teaching me the following kitten lessons:

• Toilet Paper Is Kitten Crack
• Kleenex Is Also Kitten Crack
• If You Sleep with Your Feet Outside the Blankets, Your Toes Are Fair Game
• Do Not Leave Your Beverage Unattended, Even if You Think It's Implausible That a Kitten Would Drink a Greyhound
• Cats Are Nocturnal, You Know
• There Is No Barrier So High a Three-Pound Kitten Can't Jump Over It
• You Are not the Boss of Me
• People Legs in Pants Are a Convenient Mode of Transportation
• Your Hair Is Also Kitten Crack, Especially at 2:00 A.M.